New Heights School
Mr. Shake Meets Squiggley and Ginger . . .
Mr. Shake: Hello Squiggley and Ginger.
Squiggley: Got any carrots? They are one of my many favourite foods.
Mr. Shake: A matter of fact, I do.
Squiggley: Can I have one?
Mr. Shake: Sure.
Squiggley: Munch, munch, munch
Mr. Shake: Squiggley, how would you like coming over for lunch someday?
Squiggley: (mouth full) Ummphh!
Ginger: Ewww! That is gross!
Squiggley: What’s gross? All I said was, “Sure!”
Ginger: Some carrot flew out of your mouth and onto my new skirt!
Mr. Shake: Calm down, girls!
Ginger: You’re soooo gross, Squiggley!
Squiggley: Are not!
Ginger: Are too!
Mr. Shake: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving.
Ginger: I don’t care.
Mr. Shake: Hi, Squiggley and Ginger.
Ginger: I’m sorry that I was so rude yesterday.
Squiggley: It was because I got some chewed-up carrot on her new skirt!
Mr. Shake: Ohhhh…
Squiggley: When can we go to lunch?
Ginger: Yeah, I’m starving!
The Waiter: What would you like to eat?
Squiggley: Everything on your menu, please.
The Waiter: Even the hay soup?
Squiggley: Even the hay soup.
Ginger: I would like the carrot stew, please.
The Waiter: Okay.
Mr. Shake: I would like a dried banana shake, please.
The Waiter: Your meals will come in about ten minutes. Except for the one who ordered everything. Her meal will come in about a week.
In ten minutes…
Mr. Shake: Mmm! This banana shake is good!
Ginger: So is the carrot stew!
A week later…
Squiggley is the only one left in the restaurant. She has eaten all of the mints that waiters have given her, so she isn’t starving.
Waiter: Your food will be delayed for another week.
Squiggley: No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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